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Archive for November, 2009

Top 5 games since 2000

In no particular order, list is subjective blah blah: World of Warcraft – Introduced me to multiplayer, but properly. Led to the pan-European drinking raids. A world to explore and conquer, with room for all sorts of play styles. Love it. Fable 2 – It’s all about you. Lots of “fuckin hell!” moments, in a [...]

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Mandy sucks the corporate cock

The UK Government would like to take your internet and throw it to the music and film and TV industries to fuck with. Spend 3 minutes signing this, it is very worth it. http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/dontdisconnectus/

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Far Cry 2 is shite

I’m annoyed by how much the games critics have thrown praise at Far Cry 2 (or at the very least, not ripped the shit out of it). I’m also annoyed at my own lack of patience, so I’m going to be a bastard and rip the shit out of it. Here goes! There’s no story. [...]

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Happy Friday!

FYI, that is his real phone number (takes you to his home voicemail).

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Fair fuckin’ play

http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6029311/15670259

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THAT moment – revealed!

With regards to this post: Steam unlocked Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 an hour earlier than I thought, so I got chance to give it a go tonight. Anyways, the point is, I now know what THAT moment is. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare had a bit in it where you played as [...]

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THAT moment

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (or CoD6). It’s available to play for Xbox 360 owners. It’s sort of available to PC retail purchasers (Tensing had troubles getting Steam to recognise that he owned an installed copy, and didn’t want to download the whole game again). It’s not yet available to Steam pre-orderers (of which [...]

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80s throwbacks

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The Gay Desk

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 – exculsive reveew!!1!

best game evr but no dedicated servers on PC and no party chat on 360 and keith vaz is shit @ PR and steem users are delayed for 2 days cos Valve sux 10/10 perfect MW3 yeah!

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I love WoW for stuff like this

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My new word of the day

Cuntinuity – to consistently be a cunt. As in, “That guy broke cuntinuity and was nice to me for once”.

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Fucking weird

Simon Cowell’s TV Debut – watch more funny videos

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Shadow of Memories

Shadow of Memories (AKA Shadow of Destiny) is an old game. It was released in 2001 on the PlayStation 2, and ported to the PC a year later. Back in the day, I’d played through it with my (ex-)girlfriend watching the whole thing. We spent two weeks playing it over and over again, relishing in [...]

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Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 Rochdale 2

I’ll stop doing footy-related jokes about games with multiple numbered titles when games companies stop making them (although Rainbow 6 is the name of the outfit in the game, not a sequel number, but hey, it’s my blog, fuck it). The first Rainbow 6 Vegas was, well, I suppose the word is “average”. It did [...]

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World of Warcraft – bad things

A list of things that aren’t especially good in World of Warcraft, in no particular order: Murlocs. They’re the biggest cheap trick in the game – they look cute, they sound silly, but they’re fucking lethal. Murlocs are always in large, tight groups, so you have trouble pulling just one. When you’ve got them down [...]

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WoWcraft

No doubt this will be one of many posts about World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft. It’s a fucker. It’s the elephant in the boardroom of any other MMOG publisher. It’s the blatant exception to the “PC gaming is dying” argument (and possibly to the Mac gaming one too). It’s the game that gamers love [...]

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