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Close! Half a cigar?

Mystic Meg can fuck right off!

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Changed it

Got bored with the zombie look for this here site (a bit too emo for me, I guess). So I changed it. To this one. Fuck knows if anyone else but me even knows this site is here, but I’ve always been writing this for me anyways, so fuck it. I’ll make it look awesome […]

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Back!

Soon 🙂

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As good as a rest

I’ve changed the site theme again! Zombies and blood are always good.

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With the ill behaviour

Well fuck my eyesockets and call me a cunt! This thing works! The blog died a week ago. Whichever shady fuckers own the server that it sat on broke something, so I could see the blog, but I couldn’t change it. Kinda defeats the point of a blog, IMHO, so I wasn’t happy. Then! A […]

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The Ultimate List of 2011 (maybe)

Cos, let’s face it, it’ll be the same as last year but with better graphics. Best First Person Puzzle Game: Portal 2 by Valve. It will be amazing, but will be slightly let down by Stephen Merchant’s voice not suiting the game. Random thought while playing – “oh just fuck off, you Barclays-shilling bellend”. Best […]

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The Ultimate List of 2010

Cos you don’t get enough lists at Xmas. Best Game That Is “a bit mental”: Norrland by Cactus. You can download the game from here. There’s also a trailer there, but it’s best to play the game and not know anything about it. Trust me. Oh, and it’s not safe for work or children. Or […]

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Idea!

How’s about a platform game (quick, while they’re still back in vogue) whereby you not only jump, but you can put platforms down? So you can put one in front of you, or one two “blocks” above you, and you use these to navigate the level. Each surface you can touch corresponds to a musical […]

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day 11 – a song from your favorite band

Fuck it, I’ll do one of these music things again. My favourite band could be dEUS, Radiohead, Oasis, Pendulum, or some others, depending on when you’d asked me. If it was when I was 10, the answer would have been INXS. If you’re asking me now, it’s Doves. You know when a band releases a […]

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Idea

Right. Just Cause 2 is a game set in a sizeable archipelago of islands. You can hop from one to the other to steal resources, blow things up, and then move on. Carrier Command on the Amiga was a game set in a sizeable archipelago of islands. You could hop from one to the other […]

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Consolevania

We’re meant to remember the details. Where were you when you fell in love? When was it? What did you say? Personally, I’m terrible at details. I’m good at big ideas, hopeless at the finer points. And my memory is generally shot to hell. I can’t remember where I was when I first saw Consolevania […]

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For the record

Hello! For the record, I’ve not turned this blog into a linkdump. I’m merely waiting for inspiration to strike. I’m also waiting to break in my new keyboard, so that it actually types what I want it to, and not the general mash of keys my fat fingers aim at. For anyone who gives a […]

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Film theory, part one of an occasional series

Let’s say you’ve had an idea for a movie. Let’s say it’s good enough to get the Hollywood suits tossing themselves into a froth over it, and are shovelling spunkfuls of money at you to make it. Let’s say you sort out a crew and a cast and catering, and you get on set, and […]

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